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hey remember question time? [Feb. 21st, 2010|08:52 am]
Lipovitan J

I know i vaguely do!

a) so how's it going?

1. do you notice that people treat you differently when they know what kind of job you do?

2. what is the word or phrase you have just been grinding into the ground from enthusiastic overuse lately?

3. what the fuck, cigarettes.

4. what would you prefer would not be happening right now in your life?

5. do you have any questions for me?

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question time monday is the new question time friday [Feb. 1st, 2010|12:24 pm]
Lipovitan J

work schedule and weird internet access means pragmatism takes the tiller of my tiny internet presence boat! please enjoy a new question time.

1. what is your least favorite thing about moving?

2. is there something that you enjoy about your morning commute or routine? please explain.

3. what has your most memorable living situation been? why was it memorable?

4. the usual music question because it's so good: what have you been listening to lately, and why?

5. are you excited about anything lately?

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and you pointed your headlamp toward the horizon,
we were the one thing in the galaxy god didn't have his eyes on.
900 cc's of raw whining power,
no outstanding warrants for my arrest.
hi diddle dee dee.
god damn!
the pirate's life for me!
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do you know what tiem it is [Dec. 11th, 2009|04:07 pm]
Lipovitan J

YES IT IS .... QUESTION TIME!!!!!!!!!!

1. workign people: do you identify with your job? is your sense of self informed in part by the job you do or is it just a thing to pay the bills? how do you feel about this?

2. what was the last time that you made a sacrifice that left you thinking "but it was totally worth it?"

3. that usual old question, talk to me about music that has excited you lately. and why it excites you.

4. !WINTER HOLIDAY: do you associate any particular food with yuor !WINTER HOLIDAY? what food is that? what's the association? are you giong to make that food?

5. how are you?

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(no subject) [Nov. 28th, 2009|02:58 am]
Lipovitan J

1. what the fuck do you even do with your family when shit is so broken on some level that it's never gonna be fixed and you still like them but stuff is basically permanently broken?

2. why does being hella drunk seem less hilarious as you get older?

3. do you throw parties or show up at parties? do you feel there is a reason why you tend toward one or the other, if you do?

4. do you get the drunk munchies? what's up with that?

5. man how do you even get a thign done. when parties occur as if by random.



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question time [Nov. 6th, 2009|10:45 am]
Lipovitan J
this week's theme is... "quotation marks"



discuss! bonus points for mentioning typefaces, what a crappy place england is in certain ways, or metafilter.

2. name me some most excellent "distraction books". i have burned through most of the distraction books kept around the house currently and am looking for some stuff. why do you like those distraction books?

3. is "ass butt mountain" an inherently funny phrase or am i broken-headed? is it cool that i think making up dirty lyrics to old american song standards is hysterical, because holy shit: ass butt mountain.

3a. holy shit 2: downtuning a banjo will cure all the ills of the world. that involve a need for sinister banjo.

4. do you find solace in ritual? why or why not?

5. what soothes you when you need soothing?

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bonertown, ritual object [Oct. 15th, 2009|03:09 pm]
Lipovitan J

making things out of things that move in the wind

im working on a stupid mask and a loto f things i hate, i don't want to show them to you guys.
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you know what it is, i know what it is [Oct. 9th, 2009|09:22 am]
Lipovitan J

let's get together and make something happen. something with some.... questions.

1. i know lots of us are huge dorks (hello there, the internet) so did you use books as blueprints, inspirations for your life, did you see your future in a book or books? which books? why? did you end up where you thought you would with those books?

2. how do you get yourself out of bed in the morning? what do you do when that technique stops working?

3. (america centric) do you think of yourself as "an american"? like straight up YO IM AMERICAN? why or why not? what does "an american" mean to you? feel free to substitute the pertinent country for your experiences

4. do you like "fake food" like taco bell etc? what's your favorite fake food? is it regional?

4a. this is not a question, this is just a useful service announcement that fuckin' domo-kun is all over 7-11 in the most perfect marketing ploy ever. of course stoned, confused weirdoes will go to 7-11 to drink slurpees out of an angry puppet's head. hell i have not smoked a joint in years and i am going to 7-11 right now.

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i'm wasting my life.....

you guys!
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question time and video time. [Oct. 1st, 2009|10:47 am]
Lipovitan J
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now that you have gotten your dose of cartoonmunism, let us turn to questions (a day early because i am going to go cause a pile of trouble and be unavailable for your crude "questionography")

1. how do you deal with bad dreams, when you have them? what are the subjects of your bad dreams, usually? what makes them bad?

2. do you have/are familiar with a "protestant work ethic"? is it possible to make this thing work for me instead of making me feel like i should have a job i hate until i die, because what the fuck.

3. so i know it's OKTOBER which means BEER, especially the MOTHERFUCKING ELYSIAN PUMPKIN ALE, btu what are your favorite falltime foods and drinks? bonus points for mixed drinks because holy shit there's like this lull in between gin and tonic and various warming whiskey-based beverages and what the fuck, even.

4. VOLUNTEERIN'! i might have to stop tutoring kids because of work scheduling conflicts, what should i do instead? do you volunteer? what do youuuu doo?

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answer me!
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yeah, you know it [Sep. 25th, 2009|09:58 am]
Lipovitan J

the usual. facilitated this week by ILL-ASS ART CONCEPTS.

1. get made into pencils when you die design project. the pencils of mortality. what are your thoughts on this? on memorials in general?

2. the relationship between violence and love: discuss. love here either as making love, the emotion, whatever.

3. what the hell should WOMBS OF FURY even do

4. when you were a kid did you root for the heroes or the villains? pretend to be the heroes or the villains? are you a hero or a villain?

here is a video of a dancing robot.

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et tu!
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friday! [Sep. 18th, 2009|09:39 am]
Lipovitan J

a) tell me about your last encounter with what you feel is holy.

b) are you ever surprised by other people's perceptions of you? how so? (special girls only question: do you often feel uncomfortable or unsafe being a lady in situations, or get shit for being a girl? if so, how do you deal?)

c) are you excited about this weekend.

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